The Cards Against Humanity “Everything Box” represents an all-inclusive, comprehensive collection that amalgamates various expansions, themed packs, and exclusive cards into one expansive box set. This mammoth collection aims to provide players with an extensive array of cards, covering a wide spectrum of themes, jokes, and references that span the entire Cards Against Humanity universe. It’s designed to be an ultimate package, encompassing numerous expansions, limited editions, and exclusive content, offering an overwhelming abundance of cards for endless and diverse gameplay options.
The Everything Box is tailored for ardent fans of the game seeking a comprehensive and exhaustive collection that brings together virtually every card released by Cards Against Humanity. This box set aims to cater to players who wish to consolidate their entire collection into a single, convenient package, providing them with a vast library of cards for varied and unpredictable gameplay. With a combination of core game cards, expansions, and exclusive content, this collection offers a treasure trove of comedic possibilities, ensuring that every game night is filled with laughter, unpredictability, and endless combinations.
By encompassing a wide range of expansions and special releases, the Everything Box serves as a one-stop-shop for those wanting an all-encompassing Cards Against Humanity experience. It’s designed to provide enthusiasts and casual players alike with an extensive assortment of cards, ensuring that they have an ample supply of prompts and responses to keep game nights entertaining, diverse, and filled with the game’s trademark humor and irreverence.
| Card Color | Card |
|---|---|
| Black Card | Yo, is _____ racist? |
| Black Card | I'm Ted Cruz, and I'm proud to endorse _____. |
| Black Card | A new adventure awaits at Walt Disney's Magical Kingdom of _____! |
| Black Card | The year is 2150. The president is _____. |
| Black Card | There is a video circulating the Internet that does not represent who I am. I made a vile mistake in my youth, and I deeply regret it. Please don't watch the _____ video. |
| Black Card | Now on Disney+! Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of _____. |
| Black Card | Two roads diverged in a yellow wood- I choose _____, And that has made all the difference. |
| Black Card | Welcome to the jungle! We've got _____. |
| Black Card | My favorite rapper is "Lil _____." |
| Black Card | Alright, I'm done with _____. It's time for _____. |
| Black Card | Incredible! Biologists have discovered an octopus capable of _____. |
| Black Card | How am I, the Card Czar, going to die? |
| Black Card | Momma always said, "Life is like _____. You never know what you're gonna get." |
| Black Card | The first rule of Fight Club is: don't talk about Fight Club, The second rule of Fight Club is: don't talk about _____. |
| Black Card | Lord, please guide my baby girl back to you and away from _____. Amen. |
| Black Card | Every Tuesday, I purchase a box of donuts. I sit on the toilet. I eat the donuts. I remember _____, and I cry. |
| Black Card | You _____, bro? |
| Black Card | Today's technical challenge comes from Paul Hollywood. He would like six identical pastries in the shape of _____. |
| Black Card | You're on a first date. What's an instant red flag? |
| Black Card | It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of _____. |
| Black Card | Mr. Musk, as your legal counsel, I must strongly advise against _____. |
| Black Card | Hey look everybody! It's "_____ Guy." |
| Black Card | Welcome to Hidden Creek Water Park. Please remember that we do not allow _____ in the pool. |
| Black Card | Hey, check out my podcast! It's just two regular guys talking about _____. |
| Black Card | I'm that bad type Make your mama sad type Might seduce your dad type I'm _____. |
| Black Card | What's better when clowns are involved? |
| Black Card | And now, from WHYY in Philadephia, it's "_____ with Terry Gross." |
| Black Card | It's very simple. You give me sex. I give you _____. |
| Black Card | After phasing out orca shows, SeaWorld is now attracting custoers with _____. |
| Black Card | Join our peaceful community. We eat grapes. We live in tents. We enjoy _____, together. |
| Black Card | What's big, sweaty, and fantastic? |
| Black Card | FIRST LOOK: Nike drops hot new sneakers designed exclusively for _____. |
| Black Card | Because I could not stop for Death- He kindly stopped for me- The Carriage held but just Ourselves- And _____. -Emily Dickinson |
| Black Card | Holy MOLY! Now THAT'S what I call _____! |
| Black Card | I'm _____, you're ____, let's party! |
| Black Card | Mom! Mom! Look at me, Mom! I'm _____! |
| Black Card | Few remember Beethoven's lesser-known symphony "Ode to _____." |
| Black Card | You better lose yourself in the music The moment you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance for _____. |
| Black Card | Lucky to be ALIVE! Kylie Jenner's TERRIFYING encounter with _____. |
| Black Card | Men like _____. |
| Black Card | What's kind of sad, kind of beautiful, but also kind of funny? |
| Black Card | WARNING: _____ may cause _____. |
| Black Card | As a feminist, I cannot support _____. |
| Black Card | Ready or not, here comes _____! |
| Black Card | My penis is _____. |
| Black Card | My vagina is _____. |
| Black Card | Psst. You go around back I'll distract the guards with _____. |
| Black Card | Up next on Fod News: Are college students being radicalized by _____? |
| Black Card | I only saw my fathe rcry twice: onec after Mom died, and once after _____. |
| Black Card | Me: Hey, Randy! What's going on? Randy: Aw nothing, man. Just _____. |
| White Card | Two dudes just bumpin' their balls together. |
| White Card | How sad it is that Tom Hanks died of COVID. |
| White Card | The official company motto of Starbucks: "To inspire and nurture the human spirit-one person, one cup, and one neighborhood at a time." |
| White Card | 9/11 but with monkeys. |
| White Card | A BIg Mouth Billy Bass that just screams. |
| White Card | The terrible computer virus that put all this incest porn on my laptop. |
| White Card | Bleeding through another jumbo tampon. |
| White Card | Janky tits that go clankety-clank. |
| White Card | Arguing. |
| White Card | Being acquired by Amazon. |
| White Card | Having a thousand best friends but they're all pigeons. |
| White Card | Hootin' and hollerin'. |
| White Card | Wearing the condom the proper way, around the balls and penis. |
| White Card | Hands. |
| White Card | Horny. |
| White Card | Putting the Pop-Tarts in the toaster like a self-respecting person. |
| White Card | Choking to death on a Werther's Original. |
| White Card | Dissolving my husband's body in acid. |
| White Card | Personal growth. |
| White Card | Organized religion. |
| White Card | Laying a Nintendo at the Tomb of the of the Unknown Soldier. |
| White Card | Wife-swapping. |
| White Card | 70s bush. |
| White Card | A geisha who is clearly Ronald McDonald. |
| White Card | Feeding a three-course Italian dinner to a mailbox. |
| White Card | A shirtless Uber driver. |
| White Card | Black Republicans. |
| White Card | Permanent brain damage from football. |
| White Card | A meeting that could have been an email. |
| White Card | Chinese President Xi Jinping. |
| White Card | RuPaul. |
| White Card | Getting drafted and having to be in the army. |
| White Card | Getting dick tonight. |
| White Card | Spending way too long picking a resturant. |
| White Card | Escaping from North Korea. |
| White Card | Falling down the stairs. |
| White Card | Getting swole. |
| White Card | Being a pervert. |
| White Card | Sponsored content. |
| White Card | Couples therapy. |
| White Card | A little boy in a sailor suit. |
| White Card | Punching my dad in the face and stealing his car. |
| White Card | Buying things to fill the emptiness inside. |
| White Card | a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens |
| White Card | The Swamp of Unlimited Pleasure. |
| White Card | A chode. |
| White Card | Any kind of sex with anybody. |
| White Card | Peomoting democracy in the Middle East. |
| White Card | Bad music for stupid people. |
| White Card | A viable third party candidate. |
| White Card | Knowing the legal age of consent in all 50 states. |
| White Card | Expanding the British commercial interests in Nigeria. |
| White Card | Fucking a pregnant clown. |
| White Card | Domestic terrorism. |
| White Card | Saying "fuck it" and stepping off a cliff. |
| White Card | Watching you poop. |
| White Card | Drag queens. |
| White Card | An $80,000 bill from the hospital. |
| White Card | A fuck swing. |
| White Card | Doing nothing about climate change. |
| White Card | Fucking me. |
| White Card | Playing the cello like a gorilla having a stroke. |
| White Card | Divorced billionaire energy. |
| White Card | My landlord. |
| White Card | Being nercous around white people. |
| White Card | HPV. |
| White Card | Gay. |
| White Card | Whatever Master desires. |
| White Card | Making friends as an adult. |
| White Card | Crankin' my hog in the middle of a Zoom call. |
| White Card | Returning all money to its riteful owner, Jeff Bezos. |
| White Card | Buildings. |
| White Card | Edging. |
| White Card | Fleeing the country. |
| White Card | White trash in a kiddie pool. |
| White Card | Bad stand-up comedy. |
| White Card | Making love atop a windswept mesa as the sun blooms on the horizon. |
| White Card | Figuring out how to stop Black people from voting. |
| White Card | Lowering your standards. |
| White Card | My man, Horace. |
| White Card | The Annual San Diego Confrence of Blowjobs. |
| White Card | Eating a huge bowl of pasta like a fat piece of shit. |
| White Card | The breakup of Yugoslavia. |
| White Card | Recieving anal pleasure at Burger King. |
| White Card | Having divorced parents. |
| White Card | Shittin' me britches. |
| White Card | Nelson Mandela. |
| White Card | Building systems and coordinating processes. |
| White Card | Toddlers. |
| White Card | Getting tazed in the balls. |
| White Card | Farting out a little boy's birthday candles. |
| White Card | Your father's throbbin' rockin' penis. |
| White Card | DiGiorno. |
| White Card | The profound humanism of Iranian cinema. |
| White Card | Running my tounge all the way from your forehead to your asshole in one long, creepy stroke. |
| White Card | An arranged marriage. |
| White Card | An avalanche of ground beef. |
| White Card | OnlyFans.com |
| White Card | Grandpa jerking it to Betty Boop. |
| White Card | Asking the dentist for more teeth. |
| White Card | The world's ugliest baby. |
| White Card | Thong crust. |
| White Card | Wearing a MAGA hat. |
| White Card | Staging a coup. |
| White Card | Bangin' bimbos and boppin' bongos! |
| White Card | The duck who eats bread out of my ass. |
| White Card | Shattered hopes and dreams. |
| White Card | A national conversation about race. |
| White Card | Transphobia. |
| White Card | The horrible things that giving birth does to your vagina. |
| White Card | Hooves. |
| White Card | Huge American children. |
| White Card | Getting crunched into a ball and slammed through a hoop by LeBron James. |
| White Card | Livin' la via loca. |
| White Card | Namazu, the giant mythical catfish. |
| White Card | Aging terribly. |
| White Card | What the State of New Jersey describes as "public defecation." |
| White Card | Crying "Yes, Father!" while getting spanked. |
| White Card | Shitting into a Coinstar machine. |
| White Card | Giving $5 to Black lives Matter. |
| White Card | The guillotine. |
| White Card | Saying grace before sex. |
| White Card | A perfectly ordinary object, like a pen. |
| White Card | Thunderous lovemaking. |
| White Card | Getting spayed. |
| White Card | My beautiful granddaughter. |
| White Card | Literally fucking the police. |
| White Card | Being the product of icnest. |
| White Card | Wearing a bicycle helmet during sex. |
| White Card | Faking a pregnancy. |
| White Card | Being mindful of cyclists. |
| White Card | Stompin' around, humpin' and dumpin'. |
| White Card | A little heroin here and there. |
| White Card | Russian propaganda. |
| White Card | A sexually charged game of chess. |
| White Card | Being a bad, racist policeman. |
| White Card | Texting a picture of my asshole to Ted Cruz. |
| White Card | idk lol |
| White Card | Taking a nap, and then taking another nap. |
| White Card | Showing deferece to the King of Thailand. |
| White Card | A bird funeral. |
| White Card | Losing custody of the kids. |
| White Card | A bit of a tarantula problem. |
| White Card | Quitting. |
| White Card | Hentai. |
| White Card | Gathering all the world leaders in one room and showing them my pussy. |
| White Card | Smearing feces on the walls. |
| White Card | Passing as white. |
| White Card | Smokin' a joint, eatin' some cat food, and watchin' Law & Order SVU. |
| White Card | What I assume to be semen. |
| White Card | A dentist named Funboy. |
| White Card | Watching someone fuck my wife. |
| White Card | Deteriorating mental health. |
| White Card | Sucking period clumps through a boba straw. |
| White Card | Affermative action. |
| White Card | Golf. |
| White Card | Cashews. |
| White Card | Getting bukkaked by twenty Spider-Men. |
| White Card | Shitting out part of a turd, sucking it back in, and shitting it back out over and over so you're basically fucking yourself with your own shit. |
| White Card | Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bi Salman. |
| White Card | Brain, the man who works at the Guitar Center. |
| White Card | I am a goat. |
| White Card | Thy anus. |
| White Card | Inhaling a bird mid-yawn. |
| White Card | Glittering my pubes. |
| White Card | A dangerous new type of onion. |
| White Card | Having six weeks left to live. |
| White Card | Socialism. |
| White Card | Sturdy Bulgarian women. |
| White Card | Unresolved childhood trauma. |
| White Card | Bush's Baked Beans. |
| White Card | Holding a lantern and saying, "Who goes there?" |
| White Card | Quality custom upholstery at unbeatable prices. |
| White Card | Resonating with the Earth's vibrational energy. |
| White Card | Taking forever to cum. |
| White Card | The pile of triceratops shit from Jurassic Park.Having an affair. |
| White Card | Slappin' dat pussaaayyyyyy! |
| White Card | Refering to a mozzarella stick as a "bad boy." |
| White Card | Throwing your dad into a dumpster and yelling "Now I am dad!" |
| White Card | Titty. |
| White Card | What? |
| White Card | Getting involved in local politics. |
| White Card | The song "Uptown Funk" coming on. |
| White Card | All y'all motherfuckers. |
| White Card | The weird noises mom makes when she's swallowing big veggies. |
| White Card | Having a bad life. |
| White Card | Killing God. |
| White Card | Norwegian mansluts. |
| White Card | More cowbell. |
| White Card | Lying face-down in wet cement. |
| White Card | Getting waterboarded. |
| White Card | The long fingernail guy from The Guinness Book of World Records. |
| White Card | Mitch McConnell. |
| White Card | A restraining order. |
| White Card | Crandolph, my sweet egg boy. |
| White Card | Pulling Grandpa's pants down and smacking his old butt. |
| White Card | Slut-shaming. |
| White Card | Ribs, the food that's got BONES! |
| White Card | Imposter Syndrome. |
| White Card | The Electoral College. |
| White Card | Being 1/16th Native American. |
| White Card | Refusing to pay federal or state income taxes. |
| White Card | Some sort of alien lobster handjob contest. |
| White Card | Squeezing an egg out of my bird pussy. |
| White Card | A sexy little bald guy. |
| White Card | Some piece-of-shit birdhouse my kid made. |
| White Card | A missed period. |
| White Card | Muh truck. |
| White Card | Tentacles. |
| White Card | Tounge-fucking them toes. |
| White Card | Going to a Maroon 5 concert in 2007. |
| White Card | Asking for money. |
| White Card | Googling "lenny kravitz penis." |
| White Card | Having a really cool nickname, like "The Sledgehammer." |
| White Card | The joys of motherhood. |
| White Card | The Great British Baking Show. |
| White Card | Big snake! |
| White Card | Leonardo DiCaprio having sex with a jar of mango salsa. |
| White Card | Rudy Giuliani. |
| White Card | Renouncing Christ. |
| White Card | Remembering that Donald Trump was the president. |
| White Card | Peeeeeeee! |
| White Card | Sexy stinky werewolf boys. |
| White Card | Asking to see the manager. |
| White Card | A mule that can say "Walmart." |
| White Card | Threatening legal action. |
| White Card | Apartheid. |
| White Card | Bitcoin. |
| White Card | Swallowing an unopened can of beer. |
| White Card | Getting white-girl wasted. |
| White Card | Putting a bookmark in your pussy to remind me where I left off. |
| White Card | A huge swan that wants to fuck. |
| White Card | The kind of diarrhea that the ancient bards wrote songs about. |
| White Card | Anxiety-baking a hundred muffins. |
| White Card | Profiting off the exploited labor of the working class. |
| White Card | Neoliberalism. |
| White Card | Diabetes. |
| White Card | Stabbing a motherfucker in the face. |
| White Card | Looking at an infographic and saying "wow." |
| White Card | A penis with its own smaller penis. |
| White Card | A skinny submissive husband. |
| White Card | The legacy of slavery. |
| White Card | The ten largest men from my village. |
| White Card | The Satisfyer Pro 2 Air Pulse Clitoris Stimulator. |
| White Card | A VR horse-fucking simulator. |
| White Card | A siploc bag of soup. |
| White Card | Falling in love with a turkey. |
| White Card | Having an affair. |
| White Card | The American healthcare system. |
| White Card | Running a marathon because oooooh look at me! |
