| Card Color | Card |
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| Black Card | Yo, is _____ racist? |
| Black Card | I'm Ted Cruz, and I'm proud to endorse _____. |
| Black Card | A new adventure awaits at Walt Disney's Magical Kingdom of _____! |
| Black Card | The year is 2150. The president is _____. |
| Black Card | There is a video circulating the Internet that does not represent who I am. I made a vile mistake in my youth, and I deeply regret it. Please don't watch the _____ video. |
| Black Card | Now on Disney+! Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of _____. |
| Black Card | Two roads diverged in a yellow wood- I choose _____, And that has made all the difference. |
| Black Card | Welcome to the jungle! We've got _____. |
| Black Card | My favorite rapper is "Lil _____." |
| Black Card | Alright, I'm done with _____. It's time for _____. |
| Black Card | Incredible! Biologists have discovered an octopus capable of _____. |
| Black Card | How am I, the Card Czar, going to die? |
| Black Card | Momma always said, "Life is like _____. You never know what you're gonna get." |
| Black Card | The first rule of Fight Club is: don't talk about Fight Club, The second rule of Fight Club is: don't talk about _____. |
| Black Card | Lord, please guide my baby girl back to you and away from _____. Amen. |
| Black Card | Every Tuesday, I purchase a box of donuts. I sit on the toilet. I eat the donuts. I remember _____, and I cry. |
| Black Card | You _____, bro? |
| Black Card | Today's technical challenge comes from Paul Hollywood. He would like six identical pastries in the shape of _____. |
| Black Card | You're on a first date. What's an instant red flag? |
| Black Card | It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of _____. |
| Black Card | Mr. Musk, as your legal counsel, I must strongly advise against _____. |
| Black Card | Hey look everybody! It's "_____ Guy." |
| Black Card | Welcome to Hidden Creek Water Park. Please remember that we do not allow _____ in the pool. |
| Black Card | Hey, check out my podcast! It's just two regular guys talking about _____. |
| Black Card | I'm that bad type Make your mama sad type Might seduce your dad type I'm _____. |
| Black Card | What's better when clowns are involved? |
| Black Card | And now, from WHYY in Philadephia, it's "_____ with Terry Gross." |
| Black Card | It's very simple. You give me sex. I give you _____. |
| Black Card | After phasing out orca shows, SeaWorld is now attracting custoers with _____. |
| Black Card | Join our peaceful community. We eat grapes. We live in tents. We enjoy _____, together. |
| Black Card | What's big, sweaty, and fantastic? |
| Black Card | FIRST LOOK: Nike drops hot new sneakers designed exclusively for _____. |
| Black Card | Because I could not stop for Death- He kindly stopped for me- The Carriage held but just Ourselves- And _____. -Emily Dickinson |
| Black Card | Holy MOLY! Now THAT'S what I call _____! |
| Black Card | I'm _____, you're ____, let's party! |
| Black Card | Mom! Mom! Look at me, Mom! I'm _____! |
| Black Card | Few remember Beethoven's lesser-known symphony "Ode to _____." |
| Black Card | You better lose yourself in the music The moment you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance for _____. |
| Black Card | Lucky to be ALIVE! Kylie Jenner's TERRIFYING encounter with _____. |
| Black Card | Men like _____. |
| Black Card | What's kind of sad, kind of beautiful, but also kind of funny? |
| Black Card | WARNING: _____ may cause _____. |
| Black Card | As a feminist, I cannot support _____. |
| Black Card | Ready or not, here comes _____! |
| Black Card | My penis is _____. |
| Black Card | My vagina is _____. |
| Black Card | Psst. You go around back I'll distract the guards with _____. |
| Black Card | Up next on Fod News: Are college students being radicalized by _____? |
| Black Card | I only saw my fathe rcry twice: onec after Mom died, and once after _____. |
| Black Card | Me: Hey, Randy! What's going on? Randy: Aw nothing, man. Just _____. |
| White Card | Two dudes just bumpin' their balls together. |
| White Card | How sad it is that Tom Hanks died of COVID. |
| White Card | The official company motto of Starbucks: "To inspire and nurture the human spirit-one person, one cup, and one neighborhood at a time." |
| White Card | 9/11 but with monkeys. |
| White Card | A BIg Mouth Billy Bass that just screams. |
| White Card | The terrible computer virus that put all this incest porn on my laptop. |
| White Card | Bleeding through another jumbo tampon. |
| White Card | Janky tits that go clankety-clank. |
| White Card | Arguing. |
| White Card | Being acquired by Amazon. |
| White Card | Having a thousand best friends but they're all pigeons. |
| White Card | Hootin' and hollerin'. |
| White Card | Wearing the condom the proper way, around the balls and penis. |
| White Card | Hands. |
| White Card | Horny. |
| White Card | Putting the Pop-Tarts in the toaster like a self-respecting person. |
| White Card | Choking to death on a Werther's Original. |
| White Card | Dissolving my husband's body in acid. |
| White Card | Personal growth. |
| White Card | Organized religion. |
| White Card | Laying a Nintendo at the Tomb of the of the Unknown Soldier. |
| White Card | Wife-swapping. |
| White Card | 70s bush. |
| White Card | A geisha who is clearly Ronald McDonald. |
| White Card | Feeding a three-course Italian dinner to a mailbox. |
| White Card | A shirtless Uber driver. |
| White Card | Black Republicans. |
| White Card | Permanent brain damage from football. |
| White Card | A meeting that could have been an email. |
| White Card | Chinese President Xi Jinping. |
| White Card | RuPaul. |
| White Card | Getting drafted and having to be in the army. |
| White Card | Getting dick tonight. |
| White Card | Spending way too long picking a resturant. |
| White Card | Escaping from North Korea. |
| White Card | Falling down the stairs. |
| White Card | Getting swole. |
| White Card | Being a pervert. |
| White Card | Sponsored content. |
| White Card | Couples therapy. |
| White Card | A little boy in a sailor suit. |
| White Card | Punching my dad in the face and stealing his car. |
| White Card | Buying things to fill the emptiness inside. |
| White Card | a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens |
| White Card | The Swamp of Unlimited Pleasure. |
| White Card | A chode. |
| White Card | Any kind of sex with anybody. |
| White Card | Peomoting democracy in the Middle East. |
| White Card | Bad music for stupid people. |
| White Card | A viable third party candidate. |
| White Card | Knowing the legal age of consent in all 50 states. |
| White Card | Expanding the British commercial interests in Nigeria. |
| White Card | Fucking a pregnant clown. |
| White Card | Domestic terrorism. |
| White Card | Saying "fuck it" and stepping off a cliff. |
| White Card | Watching you poop. |
| White Card | Drag queens. |
| White Card | An $80,000 bill from the hospital. |
| White Card | A fuck swing. |
| White Card | Doing nothing about climate change. |
| White Card | Fucking me. |
| White Card | Playing the cello like a gorilla having a stroke. |
| White Card | Divorced billionaire energy. |
| White Card | My landlord. |
| White Card | Being nercous around white people. |
| White Card | HPV. |
| White Card | Gay. |
| White Card | Whatever Master desires. |
| White Card | Making friends as an adult. |
| White Card | Crankin' my hog in the middle of a Zoom call. |
| White Card | Returning all money to its riteful owner, Jeff Bezos. |
| White Card | Buildings. |
| White Card | Edging. |
| White Card | Fleeing the country. |
| White Card | White trash in a kiddie pool. |
| White Card | Bad stand-up comedy. |
| White Card | Making love atop a windswept mesa as the sun blooms on the horizon. |
| White Card | Figuring out how to stop Black people from voting. |
| White Card | Lowering your standards. |
| White Card | My man, Horace. |
| White Card | The Annual San Diego Confrence of Blowjobs. |
| White Card | Eating a huge bowl of pasta like a fat piece of shit. |
| White Card | The breakup of Yugoslavia. |
| White Card | Recieving anal pleasure at Burger King. |
| White Card | Having divorced parents. |
| White Card | Shittin' me britches. |
| White Card | Nelson Mandela. |
| White Card | Building systems and coordinating processes. |
| White Card | Toddlers. |
| White Card | Getting tazed in the balls. |
| White Card | Farting out a little boy's birthday candles. |
| White Card | Your father's throbbin' rockin' penis. |
| White Card | DiGiorno. |
| White Card | The profound humanism of Iranian cinema. |
| White Card | Running my tounge all the way from your forehead to your asshole in one long, creepy stroke. |
| White Card | An arranged marriage. |
| White Card | An avalanche of ground beef. |
| White Card | OnlyFans.com |
| White Card | Grandpa jerking it to Betty Boop. |
| White Card | Asking the dentist for more teeth. |
| White Card | The world's ugliest baby. |
| White Card | Thong crust. |
| White Card | Wearing a MAGA hat. |
| White Card | Staging a coup. |
| White Card | Bangin' bimbos and boppin' bongos! |
| White Card | The duck who eats bread out of my ass. |
| White Card | Shattered hopes and dreams. |
| White Card | A national conversation about race. |
| White Card | Transphobia. |
| White Card | The horrible things that giving birth does to your vagina. |
| White Card | Hooves. |
| White Card | Huge American children. |
| White Card | Getting crunched into a ball and slammed through a hoop by LeBron James. |
| White Card | Livin' la via loca. |
| White Card | Namazu, the giant mythical catfish. |
| White Card | Aging terribly. |
| White Card | What the State of New Jersey describes as "public defecation." |
| White Card | Crying "Yes, Father!" while getting spanked. |
| White Card | Shitting into a Coinstar machine. |
| White Card | Giving $5 to Black lives Matter. |
| White Card | The guillotine. |
| White Card | Saying grace before sex. |
| White Card | A perfectly ordinary object, like a pen. |
| White Card | Thunderous lovemaking. |
| White Card | Getting spayed. |
| White Card | My beautiful granddaughter. |
| White Card | Literally fucking the police. |
| White Card | Being the product of icnest. |
| White Card | Wearing a bicycle helmet during sex. |
| White Card | Faking a pregnancy. |
| White Card | Being mindful of cyclists. |
| White Card | Stompin' around, humpin' and dumpin'. |
| White Card | A little heroin here and there. |
| White Card | Russian propaganda. |
| White Card | A sexually charged game of chess. |
| White Card | Being a bad, racist policeman. |
| White Card | Texting a picture of my asshole to Ted Cruz. |
| White Card | idk lol |
| White Card | Taking a nap, and then taking another nap. |
| White Card | Showing deferece to the King of Thailand. |
| White Card | A bird funeral. |
| White Card | Losing custody of the kids. |
| White Card | A bit of a tarantula problem. |
| White Card | Quitting. |
| White Card | Hentai. |
| White Card | Gathering all the world leaders in one room and showing them my pussy. |
| White Card | Smearing feces on the walls. |
| White Card | Passing as white. |
| White Card | Smokin' a joint, eatin' some cat food, and watchin' Law & Order SVU. |
| White Card | What I assume to be semen. |
| White Card | A dentist named Funboy. |
| White Card | Watching someone fuck my wife. |
| White Card | Deteriorating mental health. |
| White Card | Sucking period clumps through a boba straw. |
| White Card | Affermative action. |
| White Card | Golf. |
| White Card | Cashews. |
| White Card | Getting bukkaked by twenty Spider-Men. |
| White Card | Shitting out part of a turd, sucking it back in, and shitting it back out over and over so you're basically fucking yourself with your own shit. |
| White Card | Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bi Salman. |
| White Card | Brain, the man who works at the Guitar Center. |
| White Card | I am a goat. |
| White Card | Thy anus. |
| White Card | Inhaling a bird mid-yawn. |
| White Card | Glittering my pubes. |
| White Card | A dangerous new type of onion. |
| White Card | Having six weeks left to live. |
| White Card | Socialism. |
| White Card | Sturdy Bulgarian women. |
| White Card | Unresolved childhood trauma. |
| White Card | Bush's Baked Beans. |
| White Card | Holding a lantern and saying, "Who goes there?" |
| White Card | Quality custom upholstery at unbeatable prices. |
| White Card | Resonating with the Earth's vibrational energy. |
| White Card | Taking forever to cum. |
| White Card | The pile of triceratops shit from Jurassic Park.Having an affair. |
| White Card | Slappin' dat pussaaayyyyyy! |
| White Card | Refering to a mozzarella stick as a "bad boy." |
| White Card | Throwing your dad into a dumpster and yelling "Now I am dad!" |
| White Card | Titty. |
| White Card | What? |
| White Card | Getting involved in local politics. |
| White Card | The song "Uptown Funk" coming on. |
| White Card | All y'all motherfuckers. |
| White Card | The weird noises mom makes when she's swallowing big veggies. |
| White Card | Having a bad life. |
| White Card | Killing God. |
| White Card | Norwegian mansluts. |
| White Card | More cowbell. |
| White Card | Lying face-down in wet cement. |
| White Card | Getting waterboarded. |
| White Card | The long fingernail guy from The Guinness Book of World Records. |
| White Card | Mitch McConnell. |
| White Card | A restraining order. |
| White Card | Crandolph, my sweet egg boy. |
| White Card | Pulling Grandpa's pants down and smacking his old butt. |
| White Card | Slut-shaming. |
| White Card | Ribs, the food that's got BONES! |
| White Card | Imposter Syndrome. |
| White Card | The Electoral College. |
| White Card | Being 1/16th Native American. |
| White Card | Refusing to pay federal or state income taxes. |
| White Card | Some sort of alien lobster handjob contest. |
| White Card | Squeezing an egg out of my bird pussy. |
| White Card | A sexy little bald guy. |
| White Card | Some piece-of-shit birdhouse my kid made. |
| White Card | A missed period. |
| White Card | Muh truck. |
| White Card | Tentacles. |
| White Card | Tounge-fucking them toes. |
| White Card | Going to a Maroon 5 concert in 2007. |
| White Card | Asking for money. |
| White Card | Googling "lenny kravitz penis." |
| White Card | Having a really cool nickname, like "The Sledgehammer." |
| White Card | The joys of motherhood. |
| White Card | The Great British Baking Show. |
| White Card | Big snake! |
| White Card | Leonardo DiCaprio having sex with a jar of mango salsa. |
| White Card | Rudy Giuliani. |
| White Card | Renouncing Christ. |
| White Card | Remembering that Donald Trump was the president. |
| White Card | Peeeeeeee! |
| White Card | Sexy stinky werewolf boys. |
| White Card | Asking to see the manager. |
| White Card | A mule that can say "Walmart." |
| White Card | Threatening legal action. |
| White Card | Apartheid. |
| White Card | Bitcoin. |
| White Card | Swallowing an unopened can of beer. |
| White Card | Getting white-girl wasted. |
| White Card | Putting a bookmark in your pussy to remind me where I left off. |
| White Card | A huge swan that wants to fuck. |
| White Card | The kind of diarrhea that the ancient bards wrote songs about. |
| White Card | Anxiety-baking a hundred muffins. |
| White Card | Profiting off the exploited labor of the working class. |
| White Card | Neoliberalism. |
| White Card | Diabetes. |
| White Card | Stabbing a motherfucker in the face. |
| White Card | Looking at an infographic and saying "wow." |
| White Card | A penis with its own smaller penis. |
| White Card | A skinny submissive husband. |
| White Card | The legacy of slavery. |
| White Card | The ten largest men from my village. |
| White Card | The Satisfyer Pro 2 Air Pulse Clitoris Stimulator. |
| White Card | A VR horse-fucking simulator. |
| White Card | A siploc bag of soup. |
| White Card | Falling in love with a turkey. |
| White Card | Having an affair. |
| White Card | The American healthcare system. |
| White Card | Running a marathon because oooooh look at me! |
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