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Black Card Yo, is _____ racist?
Black Card I'm Ted Cruz, and I'm proud to endorse _____.
Black Card A new adventure awaits at Walt Disney's Magical Kingdom of _____!
Black Card The year is 2150. The president is _____.
Black Card There is a video circulating the Internet that does not represent who I am. I made a vile mistake in my youth, and I deeply regret it. Please don't watch the _____ video.
Black Card Now on Disney+! Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of _____.
Black Card Two roads diverged in a yellow wood- I choose _____, And that has made all the difference.
Black Card Welcome to the jungle! We've got _____.
Black Card My favorite rapper is "Lil _____."
Black Card Alright, I'm done with _____. It's time for _____.
Black Card Incredible! Biologists have discovered an octopus capable of _____.
Black Card How am I, the Card Czar, going to die?
Black Card Momma always said, "Life is like _____. You never know what you're gonna get."
Black Card The first rule of Fight Club is: don't talk about Fight Club, The second rule of Fight Club is: don't talk about _____.
Black Card Lord, please guide my baby girl back to you and away from _____. Amen.
Black Card Every Tuesday, I purchase a box of donuts. I sit on the toilet. I eat the donuts. I remember _____, and I cry.
Black Card You _____, bro?
Black Card Today's technical challenge comes from Paul Hollywood. He would like six identical pastries in the shape of _____.
Black Card You're on a first date. What's an instant red flag?
Black Card It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of _____.
Black Card Mr. Musk, as your legal counsel, I must strongly advise against _____.
Black Card Hey look everybody! It's "_____ Guy."
Black Card Welcome to Hidden Creek Water Park. Please remember that we do not allow _____ in the pool.
Black Card Hey, check out my podcast! It's just two regular guys talking about _____.
Black Card I'm that bad type Make your mama sad type Might seduce your dad type I'm _____.
Black Card What's better when clowns are involved?
Black Card And now, from WHYY in Philadephia, it's "_____ with Terry Gross."
Black Card It's very simple. You give me sex. I give you _____.
Black Card After phasing out orca shows, SeaWorld is now attracting custoers with _____.
Black Card Join our peaceful community. We eat grapes. We live in tents. We enjoy _____, together.
Black Card What's big, sweaty, and fantastic?
Black Card FIRST LOOK: Nike drops hot new sneakers designed exclusively for _____.
Black Card Because I could not stop for Death- He kindly stopped for me- The Carriage held but just Ourselves- And _____. -Emily Dickinson
Black Card Holy MOLY! Now THAT'S what I call _____!
Black Card I'm _____, you're ____, let's party!
Black Card Mom! Mom! Look at me, Mom! I'm _____!
Black Card Few remember Beethoven's lesser-known symphony "Ode to _____."
Black Card You better lose yourself in the music The moment you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance for _____.
Black Card Lucky to be ALIVE! Kylie Jenner's TERRIFYING encounter with _____.
Black Card Men like _____.
Black Card What's kind of sad, kind of beautiful, but also kind of funny?
Black Card WARNING: _____ may cause _____.
Black Card As a feminist, I cannot support _____.
Black Card Ready or not, here comes _____!
Black Card My penis is _____.
Black Card My vagina is _____.
Black Card Psst. You go around back I'll distract the guards with _____.
Black Card Up next on Fod News: Are college students being radicalized by _____?
Black Card I only saw my fathe rcry twice: onec after Mom died, and once after _____.
Black Card Me: Hey, Randy! What's going on? Randy: Aw nothing, man. Just _____.
White Card Two dudes just bumpin' their balls together.
White Card How sad it is that Tom Hanks died of COVID.
White Card The official company motto of Starbucks: "To inspire and nurture the human spirit-one person, one cup, and one neighborhood at a time."
White Card 9/11 but with monkeys.
White Card A BIg Mouth Billy Bass that just screams.
White Card The terrible computer virus that put all this incest porn on my laptop.
White Card Bleeding through another jumbo tampon.
White Card Janky tits that go clankety-clank.
White Card Arguing.
White Card Being acquired by Amazon.
White Card Having a thousand best friends but they're all pigeons.
White Card Hootin' and hollerin'.
White Card Wearing the condom the proper way, around the balls and penis.
White Card Hands.
White Card Horny.
White Card Putting the Pop-Tarts in the toaster like a self-respecting person.
White Card Choking to death on a Werther's Original.
White Card Dissolving my husband's body in acid.
White Card Personal growth.
White Card Organized religion.
White Card Laying a Nintendo at the Tomb of the of the Unknown Soldier.
White Card Wife-swapping.
White Card 70s bush.
White Card A geisha who is clearly Ronald McDonald.
White Card Feeding a three-course Italian dinner to a mailbox.
White Card A shirtless Uber driver.
White Card Black Republicans.
White Card Permanent brain damage from football.
White Card A meeting that could have been an email.
White Card Chinese President Xi Jinping.
White Card RuPaul.
White Card Getting drafted and having to be in the army.
White Card Getting dick tonight.
White Card Spending way too long picking a resturant.
White Card Escaping from North Korea.
White Card Falling down the stairs.
White Card Getting swole.
White Card Being a pervert.
White Card Sponsored content.
White Card Couples therapy.
White Card A little boy in a sailor suit.
White Card Punching my dad in the face and stealing his car.
White Card Buying things to fill the emptiness inside.
White Card a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens
White Card The Swamp of Unlimited Pleasure.
White Card A chode.
White Card Any kind of sex with anybody.
White Card Peomoting democracy in the Middle East.
White Card Bad music for stupid people.
White Card A viable third party candidate.
White Card Knowing the legal age of consent in all 50 states.
White Card Expanding the British commercial interests in Nigeria.
White Card Fucking a pregnant clown.
White Card Domestic terrorism.
White Card Saying "fuck it" and stepping off a cliff.
White Card Watching you poop.
White Card Drag queens.
White Card An $80,000 bill from the hospital.
White Card A fuck swing.
White Card Doing nothing about climate change.
White Card Fucking me.
White Card Playing the cello like a gorilla having a stroke.
White Card Divorced billionaire energy.
White Card My landlord.
White Card Being nercous around white people.
White Card HPV.
White Card Gay.
White Card Whatever Master desires.
White Card Making friends as an adult.
White Card Crankin' my hog in the middle of a Zoom call.
White Card Returning all money to its riteful owner, Jeff Bezos.
White Card Buildings.
White Card Edging.
White Card Fleeing the country.
White Card White trash in a kiddie pool.
White Card Bad stand-up comedy.
White Card Making love atop a windswept mesa as the sun blooms on the horizon.
White Card Figuring out how to stop Black people from voting.
White Card Lowering your standards.
White Card My man, Horace.
White Card The Annual San Diego Confrence of Blowjobs.
White Card Eating a huge bowl of pasta like a fat piece of shit.
White Card The breakup of Yugoslavia.
White Card Recieving anal pleasure at Burger King.
White Card Having divorced parents.
White Card Shittin' me britches.
White Card Nelson Mandela.
White Card Building systems and coordinating processes.
White Card Toddlers.
White Card Getting tazed in the balls.
White Card Farting out a little boy's birthday candles.
White Card Your father's throbbin' rockin' penis.
White Card DiGiorno.
White Card The profound humanism of Iranian cinema.
White Card Running my tounge all the way from your forehead to your asshole in one long, creepy stroke.
White Card An arranged marriage.
White Card An avalanche of ground beef.
White Card OnlyFans.com
White Card Grandpa jerking it to Betty Boop.
White Card Asking the dentist for more teeth.
White Card The world's ugliest baby.
White Card Thong crust.
White Card Wearing a MAGA hat.
White Card Staging a coup.
White Card Bangin' bimbos and boppin' bongos!
White Card The duck who eats bread out of my ass.
White Card Shattered hopes and dreams.
White Card A national conversation about race.
White Card Transphobia.
White Card The horrible things that giving birth does to your vagina.
White Card Hooves.
White Card Huge American children.
White Card Getting crunched into a ball and slammed through a hoop by LeBron James.
White Card Livin' la via loca.
White Card Namazu, the giant mythical catfish.
White Card Aging terribly.
White Card What the State of New Jersey describes as "public defecation."
White Card Crying "Yes, Father!" while getting spanked.
White Card Shitting into a Coinstar machine.
White Card Giving $5 to Black lives Matter.
White Card The guillotine.
White Card Saying grace before sex.
White Card A perfectly ordinary object, like a pen.
White Card Thunderous lovemaking.
White Card Getting spayed.
White Card My beautiful granddaughter.
White Card Literally fucking the police.
White Card Being the product of icnest.
White Card Wearing a bicycle helmet during sex.
White Card Faking a pregnancy.
White Card Being mindful of cyclists.
White Card Stompin' around, humpin' and dumpin'.
White Card A little heroin here and there.
White Card Russian propaganda.
White Card A sexually charged game of chess.
White Card Being a bad, racist policeman.
White Card Texting a picture of my asshole to Ted Cruz.
White Card idk lol
White Card Taking a nap, and then taking another nap.
White Card Showing deferece to the King of Thailand.
White Card A bird funeral.
White Card Losing custody of the kids.
White Card A bit of a tarantula problem.
White Card Quitting.
White Card Hentai.
White Card Gathering all the world leaders in one room and showing them my pussy.
White Card Smearing feces on the walls.
White Card Passing as white.
White Card Smokin' a joint, eatin' some cat food, and watchin' Law & Order SVU.
White Card What I assume to be semen.
White Card A dentist named Funboy.
White Card Watching someone fuck my wife.
White Card Deteriorating mental health.
White Card Sucking period clumps through a boba straw.
White Card Affermative action.
White Card Golf.
White Card Cashews.
White Card Getting bukkaked by twenty Spider-Men.
White Card Shitting out part of a turd, sucking it back in, and shitting it back out over and over so you're basically fucking yourself with your own shit.
White Card Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bi Salman.
White Card Brain, the man who works at the Guitar Center.
White Card I am a goat.
White Card Thy anus.
White Card Inhaling a bird mid-yawn.
White Card Glittering my pubes.
White Card A dangerous new type of onion.
White Card Having six weeks left to live.
White Card Socialism.
White Card Sturdy Bulgarian women.
White Card Unresolved childhood trauma.
White Card Bush's Baked Beans.
White Card Holding a lantern and saying, "Who goes there?"
White Card Quality custom upholstery at unbeatable prices.
White Card Resonating with the Earth's vibrational energy.
White Card Taking forever to cum.
White Card The pile of triceratops shit from Jurassic Park.Having an affair.
White Card Slappin' dat pussaaayyyyyy!
White Card Refering to a mozzarella stick as a "bad boy."
White Card Throwing your dad into a dumpster and yelling "Now I am dad!"
White Card Titty.
White Card What?
White Card Getting involved in local politics.
White Card The song "Uptown Funk" coming on.
White Card All y'all motherfuckers.
White Card The weird noises mom makes when she's swallowing big veggies.
White Card Having a bad life.
White Card Killing God.
White Card Norwegian mansluts.
White Card More cowbell.
White Card Lying face-down in wet cement.
White Card Getting waterboarded.
White Card The long fingernail guy from The Guinness Book of World Records.
White Card Mitch McConnell.
White Card A restraining order.
White Card Crandolph, my sweet egg boy.
White Card Pulling Grandpa's pants down and smacking his old butt.
White Card Slut-shaming.
White Card Ribs, the food that's got BONES!
White Card Imposter Syndrome.
White Card The Electoral College.
White Card Being 1/16th Native American.
White Card Refusing to pay federal or state income taxes.
White Card Some sort of alien lobster handjob contest.
White Card Squeezing an egg out of my bird pussy.
White Card A sexy little bald guy.
White Card Some piece-of-shit birdhouse my kid made.
White Card A missed period.
White Card Muh truck.
White Card Tentacles.
White Card Tounge-fucking them toes.
White Card Going to a Maroon 5 concert in 2007.
White Card Asking for money.
White Card Googling "lenny kravitz penis."
White Card Having a really cool nickname, like "The Sledgehammer."
White Card The joys of motherhood.
White Card The Great British Baking Show.
White Card Big snake!
White Card Leonardo DiCaprio having sex with a jar of mango salsa.
White Card Rudy Giuliani.
White Card Renouncing Christ.
White Card Remembering that Donald Trump was the president.
White Card Peeeeeeee!
White Card Sexy stinky werewolf boys.
White Card Asking to see the manager.
White Card A mule that can say "Walmart."
White Card Threatening legal action.
White Card Apartheid.
White Card Bitcoin.
White Card Swallowing an unopened can of beer.
White Card Getting white-girl wasted.
White Card Putting a bookmark in your pussy to remind me where I left off.
White Card A huge swan that wants to fuck.
White Card The kind of diarrhea that the ancient bards wrote songs about.
White Card Anxiety-baking a hundred muffins.
White Card Profiting off the exploited labor of the working class.
White Card Neoliberalism.
White Card Diabetes.
White Card Stabbing a motherfucker in the face.
White Card Looking at an infographic and saying "wow."
White Card A penis with its own smaller penis.
White Card A skinny submissive husband.
White Card The legacy of slavery.
White Card The ten largest men from my village.
White Card The Satisfyer Pro 2 Air Pulse Clitoris Stimulator.
White Card A VR horse-fucking simulator.
White Card A siploc bag of soup.
White Card Falling in love with a turkey.
White Card Having an affair.
White Card The American healthcare system.
White Card Running a marathon because oooooh look at me!
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