| Type | Card |
|---|---|
| Black Card | BREAKING NEWS: Florida destroyed by ___! |
| Black Card | Al Gore is giving the world a wake-up call with his new documentary, "An Inconvient Truth About ___." |
| Black Card | What's a simple solution to all of humanity's problems? |
| Black Card | New from David Attenborough, Planet Earth III: ___. |
| Black Card | Greta Thunberg hates ___. |
| White Card | A chart that just says "SHIT BAD." |
| White Card | Empty promises and half measures. |
| White Card | Getting hurled into a wildfire by a hurricane. |
| White Card | The increasingly depressing narration in the nature documentaries. |
| White Card | 36 billion metric tons of CO2. |
| White Card | Ball sweat. |
| White Card | Titty sweat. |
| White Card | Dead whales all over the place. |
| White Card | Eating Grandma to survive. |
| White Card | Living in a pineapple under the sea, because of climate change. |
| White Card | Giving billions of taxpayer dollars to oil companies. |
| White Card | Trying to stop climate change with weird chemicals, but accidently creating a new ice age, and now the only surviving humans are stuck on a cyberpunk murder-train. |
| White Card | Ignoring climate change and hoping it goes away. |
| White Card | Regulatory capture. |
| White Card | The world going to shit. |
| White Card | Human Extinction. |
| White Card | Plastic. |
| White Card | Hot. |
| White Card | Sucking farts out of a cow's butthole. |
| White Card | Fucking a tree. |
| White Card | A massive, corrdinated international effort to stop climate change. |
| White Card | Not believing in science. |
| White Card | The Great Pacific Garbage Patch. |
| White Card | Post-apocalyptic bear-cockroaches. |
| White Card | OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. |
Climate Catastrophe Pack
