| Type | Card |
|---|---|
| Black Card | Hallmark has invented a new holiday. It's call "___ Day." |
| Black Card | Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am ___, and so are you. |
| Black Card | Happy Birthday! I love you. Here's ___. |
| Black Card | Honey, it's gonna take more than a shitty greeting card to make up for ten years of ___. |
| Black Card | I cannot stop smiling about ___. |
| White Card | Emerging from my mother's vagina. |
| White Card | Turning 70 and still being fuckable. |
| White Card | An explosion of glitter. |
| White Card | My five dead husbads. |
| White Card | Mom's special birthday rimjob. |
| White Card | Luring my husband to the bedroom with a trail of ferret teeth and appearing on the bed in a ferret costume. |
| White Card | Eating my children. |
| White Card | Looking like shit. |
| White Card | A one-star Uber driver named "Wife of Tarantula." |
| White Card | Give me a kiss. |
ClickHole Greeting Cards Pack
